Monday, December 8, 2008

Late Nite Jokes

Jay Leno

It looks like Barack Obama has been giving jobs to all the Democrats who ran against him — Joe Biden got vice president, Hillary Clinton, secretary of state, Bill Richardson, commerce secretary . . . today, he even hired Dennis Kucinich to play the elf at next year’s Christmas party.

Bill Clinton says he is open to a role in the Obama administration . . . actually, he said he’s looking for a desk. I don’t know what that means.